This Is Not Funny.. It True

You Were Saying? This basset hound, recently lost his distinction as the dog with the longest ears in the Guinness Book of World Records, but no one can strip him of his lineage--Knightsfollie Ladiesman Jeffries is the grandson of Biggles, the face of Hush Puppies shoes. His ears are insured for an un-dogly $50,000